1. JobbieNooner is a public event held in a public place. There will be people having fun, drinking a few beers and possibly showing some skin. There is also a 100% possibility that people will have camera's at the event and will be taking photo's of the action. If you do not want your picture taken and/or do not want to be featured on this website in any way, you should either: a) not attend or b) behave yourself. We are not responsible for your naked picture (or face) ending up on the Internet. Every year we get a slew of e-mails (from women AND men) asking/requesting/demanding that their pictures be taken off the site for various reasons (i.e. my wife might see me, my boss might see me, etc.) We are not doing it this year except under extreme circumstances. Everyone attends JobbieNooner to have a good time. Everyone visits JobbieNooner.com to see what happened and to re-live fond memories. Think of this as a historical site - you can't change history!

2. NO GLASS or TRASH. Every year we get boatloads of e-mail (no pun intended) from people who boat on Lake St. Clair all summer and like to stop on Gull Island to picnic, party, etc. Since the JobbieNooner event has gotten so big during the last few years, we would like to make some (common sense) requests: a) ONLY BRING CANS on the island (NO GLASS!) - the reason is pretty obvious, and b) bring some trash bags with you and pick-up your own trash! Pretend you're a Boy Scout and leave the island cleaner than you found it. It has been disgraceful the last few years with the amount of trash left on the island following the party. Your are all adults - act like it.

3. Enjoy the Music! Several bands usually show up on the island to jam. There are also some great DJ's that come out to fire up the crowd and spin some tunes. You never know who's going to show up, but you can be guaranteed that they will put on a great show!

4. Beads for Skin. It is tradition to give girls (and guys, I guess) beads for showing off what god gave them (like at Mardi Gras). Usually the more unique the beads, the better the results. Be creative and have some fun trying to give them away (and of course send us pictures of your efforts!)

5. Have Fun and Be Safe and Obey the Law! Your boat should pass a safety inspection by the Sheriff. Don't drive drunk! Bring a designated driver (who can double as your photographer). We don't want any of our friends to get hurt or be thrown in the clink following this year's bash. Also, if you are under 21 years old, DON'T DRINK. There WILL be law enforcement officers on the island, whether you see them or not (can you say "undercover"?) If you are a minor and you drink, you will be arrested. The same goes for illegal substances...Just a few words of caution. We look forward to seeing you there!